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mydogsnokes:

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right

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chilled:

This has been probably the worst week of my life

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croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit:

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

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aduhm:

Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

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thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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ikolism:

hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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popularboyfriend:

wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times

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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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